Tag Archives: Humor

Something that I want.

If there was a word for each day, today’s would be Disgruntled… unreasonable a close second.  One of those days where I don’t feel like smiling or being jovial.  I just want to simmer in my sullen, slovenly mess. There’s … Continue reading

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6 things I learned from Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Yes, this post is really happening.  I know, you’re aghast.  And trust me.  I already know what you’re thinking… “what the heck?!?  you watch KUWTK?  AND you know how to abbreviate it too??” The long and short answer is…

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Round and round

Emma: “Who has two thumbs and wants to get a beating?” Me: “Yourself?” Emma: “No” pointing at each of us, “you and you and you.” Gerrit: “Emma, you don’t have two thumbs?” Emma: “No, a Great White bit one of … Continue reading

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Some nights

Dan: “Man, my stomach is really hurting.  I don’t know why.” Me: “You don’t think it was something you ate?” Dan: “No, I didn’t eat anything that should make it hurt.” Me: “You made dinner tonight.  Maybe you didn’t wash … Continue reading

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The blues come around

Tomorrow is my birthday or as I like to call it… The Day of Reckoning.  I’ve been asked more than once this year if

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Ready to love again

When I was a little girl, my mother told me that if I prayed to God, he would answer my prayers.  I’m sure she said something like “God answers prayers” but I heard “God gives you whatever you ask him for, … Continue reading

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Say it right

Me: “My cowlick hurts.  Why does it hurt?” Dan: “I don’t know.  Maybe you’re sick.” Me: “I should Google ‘why does my cowlick hurt?‘.” Dan: “No, don’t do that.  All it’s going

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