Tag Archives: Humour

Something that I want.

If there was a word for each day, today’s would be Disgruntled… unreasonable a close second.  One of those days where I don’t feel like smiling or being jovial.  I just want to simmer in my sullen, slovenly mess. There’s … Continue reading

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Round and round

Emma: “Who has two thumbs and wants to get a beating?” Me: “Yourself?” Emma: “No” pointing at each of us, “you and you and you.” Gerrit: “Emma, you don’t have two thumbs?” Emma: “No, a Great White bit one of … Continue reading

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Ready to love again

When I was a little girl, my mother told me that if I prayed to God, he would answer my prayers.  I’m sure she said something like “God answers prayers” but I heard “God gives you whatever you ask him for, … Continue reading

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Say it right

Me: “My cowlick hurts.  Why does it hurt?” Dan: “I don’t know.  Maybe you’re sick.” Me: “I should Google ‘why does my cowlick hurt?‘.” Dan: “No, don’t do that.  All it’s going

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Where them girls at?

Yesterday, I picked Emma up from school and the following conversation unfolded… Me: “Emma, I don’t know if you’ll have soccer practice tonight.” Emma: “Why not?” Me: “It’s raining and your coach says he doesn’t practice in the rain.” Emma: … Continue reading

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I will survive

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones and people who are afraid of heights shouldn’t clean gutters.”  That was the thought that occurred to me on Saturday as I climbed up a ladder to do the disgusting deed.   Well, let me back … Continue reading

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House of the rising son

Today was one of those character building days.  And by ‘character building’, I mean one of those parenting days when you wonder why you speak.  Have you had one yourself?  It’s that day when no matter how calmly or plainly … Continue reading

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